I decided I’m going to start titling my blog posts like titles of Friends’ episodes. You’re welcome.
So now I present to you my Punta Cana recap.
This was my first time flying and I loooooved it. I wasn’t scared at all.
The resort we stayed at was the Majestic Colonial. Interesting fact? The bathrooms in the hotel rooms are open. No walls. Luckily Tom and I had our own room or this would have been super awkward.

I don’t have any cool pictures of food because for the majority of the trip, we ate at a buffet. Gross. I know. At first we were all really impressed by the buffet. It seemed really nice and elegant. After eating there 3 times a day, it gets old. Despite no cool pictures of food…

You know that’s the coolest looking drink ever. Actually, if you’ve had a cooler looking drink than that, I’m going to need to see it.

Also on the menu were orange slushies with rum. These basically tasted like cream sicles and I had to make sure to not have more than one per day because they were so delicious.
On Friday we took a bus trip to Santo Domingo. This was one of the cathedrals we saw on the way.

We also stopped at this cave that had the prettiest, bluest water in it.

And finally, in Santo Domingo, we went to the first church in the Americas.


That’s Christopher Colombus btw.
The pool at the resort was amazing.

And right before that picture, those parrots were on my head. This photographer and resort employee walked around with them and took pictures of you holding them and stuff. I didn’t want to hold them, so as I was laying in my lounge chair, they came over and put them on my head.
I was also laying with my eyes closed the one day when I hear some man say “Don’t move.” I opened my eyes to the guy trying to put a huuuuge iguana on me. He ended up making me take a bunch of pictures with it, including on top of my head. I of course didn’t buy the pictures because I’m cheap smart with money.


My favorite part of Punta Cana had to be the beaches. The sand was super soft and silky. The ocean was clear. I’ve never been in clear ocean water before, so it was pretty amazing to me.



And this was where Tom proposed to me:

LOL JUST KIDDING. I’m too young to be engaged!
When I was walking on the beach one day with Tom, I told him it looked like Apocolypse Now.
As it turns out, parts of the movie were filmed in the Dominican Republic! I’m so smart

My workouts on vacation were less than I’d imagined. I went to the gym at 7AM the one day, only to find that the treadmills were in Spanish and the metric system. I tried to run anyway, but it seriously kept shutting off on me after a few minutes. I probably ran about 15 minutes before I gave up. I tried the elliptical too but couldn’t figure out how to change any of the Spanish settings. lol. I definitely was sweating though because the gym was one of the few places that wasn’t air conditioned. WHY WHY WHY!!!! So the gym didn’t happen again after that, so my only other “workouts” were walking on the beach or swimming. This paired with thousands of buffet meals could explain the bloat I’m currently feeling….ugh.
And as the title says, unfortunately Tom was sick for a lot of the vacation. We think maybe he ate some bad shellfish or accidently swallowed some of his shower water. Poor little guy
I’m so glad that I can now say that I’ve been out of the USA and on an airplane. I’m also really grateful to have been invited to go with Tom and his family on vacation. It was worth the couple of pounds I think I gained!
Lesson: whenever you’re in Punta Cana, eat like and drink like you’re in Punta Cana. Except not the water unless it’s bottled. And not the shellfish, cause you might get sick like Tom.
Have a great day everyone,
